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I reblog Homestuck and pretty much all of my other fandoms. I also like rping and doing edits.
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Apr 24 '14

thishereisahetaliafan:

downrabbitholes:

why-does-it-follow:

downrabbitholes:

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is he seriously gluing pocky to his head

he’s melting the chocolate and sticking it to his hair. At the end of the video he removes them and his hair is full of melted chocolate, so he uses it to draw whiskers on his face. 

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guys the video was uploaded on 11 November 2011

he did it on the pockiest of Pocky Days

(Source: travelry)

Apr 24 '14
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!


Winchesters are already on top of that shit.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

Winchesters are already on top of that shit.

(Source: laharl-sama)

Apr 24 '14

sodamnrelatable:

 

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.Average American Grading Scale:A+- 97-100

A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

(Source: realfart)

Apr 24 '14
artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg

artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg

(Source: deadmutation)

Apr 24 '14
willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

willyciraptor:

troll-with-a-horse-fetish:

How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101

Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.

(Source: zahheckie)

Apr 24 '14

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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Apr 24 '14

memorizelife:

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

Apr 24 '14

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl)

Apr 24 '14

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

taiory:

night—lillies:

allysbuddy:

girlyshippings:

superwholockfeels:

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I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

Pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeee

(Source: whendoesyourjourneyend)

Apr 24 '14
jacktheskelingsloth:

curiosity-killed-meulin:

makararousal:

u-ok:

rebloggable

That is the duty of the Waste class. The Waste class is the remains of an elaborate session where after winning the game, is the sole player allowed to recall the games events. That’s why there is only ever one. The Waste class can also be seen as the Scribe class, it’s their duty to tell the story of the game, and bring for the memories of a session won. The reason for this is because there will always be a chance of us having to return to the Medium. Whether or not we are aware of it, some of us have reached God Tier, some of us have done incredibly things, some of us have died, only to be revived with a kiss from another player. The game may yet surface again one day, and that is why Hussie is using his Waste of Space powers on us. He’s trying to remind us of what we can do, so when we do have to play this game again, we won’t be down at the bottom again. We can remember. And we can win again.

Literally broken down in tears.

What if that’s why he hardly smiles when he sees cosplayers he looks so neutral what if he has knew them and has to deal with knowing they’re dead in the end

How has no one noticed ‘Waste of Space’?

jacktheskelingsloth:

curiosity-killed-meulin:

makararousal:

u-ok:

rebloggable

That is the duty of the Waste class. The Waste class is the remains of an elaborate session where after winning the game, is the sole player allowed to recall the games events. That’s why there is only ever one. The Waste class can also be seen as the Scribe class, it’s their duty to tell the story of the game, and bring for the memories of a session won. The reason for this is because there will always be a chance of us having to return to the Medium. Whether or not we are aware of it, some of us have reached God Tier, some of us have done incredibly things, some of us have died, only to be revived with a kiss from another player. The game may yet surface again one day, and that is why Hussie is using his Waste of Space powers on us. He’s trying to remind us of what we can do, so when we do have to play this game again, we won’t be down at the bottom again. We can remember. And we can win again.

Literally broken down in tears.

What if that’s why he hardly smiles when he sees cosplayers he looks so neutral what if he has knew them and has to deal with knowing they’re dead in the end

How has no one noticed ‘Waste of Space’?